Once Upon a Mattress
Glossary of Terms
ALL CAPS = Song lyrics
Sentence case = Dialogue
Bona Fide: Genuine; real.
WE HAVE AN OPENING FOR A PRINCESS, FOR A BEAUTIFUL, BONAFIDE PRINCESS.
Bravissimo: Used to express great approval of a performance or performer; stronger than "bravo".
BRAVO, BRAVO, BRAVISSIMO!
Chalice: A large cup or goblet, typically used for drinking wine.
SO INDULGE ME AS I PAUSE TO RAISE MY CHALICE.
Consolation Prize: A reward given to a competitor who fails to win or who finishes last.
However, to show you that there are no hard feelings, here is a nice consolation prize for you.
Dawdle: Waste time; move slowly and idly.
Come along darling, don't dawdle.
Debonair: Confident, stylish, and charming.
MY DAD WAS DEBONAIR, AND QUITE AS LIGHT AS AIR.
Draw and Quarter: A painful form of medieval torture and execution.
Oh, she threatens to draw and quarter everyone.
Guild: A medieval association of craftsmen or merchants, often having considerable power.
You must belong to the guild. Camelot Local 714!
Limerick: A type of poem that is humorous or obscene in nature and follows a five line AABBA rhyme scheme.
So, more of a limerick town, huh?
Incantation: A series of words said as a magic spell or charm.
And where is the incantation? The Wizard said it should be written right on the wrapper.
Pantomime: The art or genre of conveying a story by bodily movements and facial expressions only.
WHEN SHE DOES HER FUNNY PANTOMIME YOUR SIDES ARE SURE TO SPLIT!
Perilous: Full of danger or risk.
Sir Harry's perilous journey took three weeks.
Regale: To entertain or amuse (someone) with talk.
Perhaps I can regale you with a joke.
Sensitivity: The quality of being easily influenced, changed, damaged, or affected by something.
We’ll test her for sensitivity!
Sibilance: A hissing quality of sound, or the hissing sound itself.
Swishing silking sibilance wraps us in a gentle trance.